Why eating solves everything (except when it doesn't)

We can't put me on Delta's travel privileges until I 0fficially change my name in my passport.
I can't change my name in my passport until I update my name on my green card.
Can't apply for a green card update until we've moved to the new home.
We can't move into the new home until we pass our board interview.
Need to figure out what to wear to pass this interview.
Can't think of what to wear until I eat lunch.

See - food solves everything.

Except...

Crap. Ate lunch. Very full. Now must sleep. Can't work when full.