Automation

Welcome to American Airlines Automatic Reservations System. Are you looking to make a flight reservation? Say 'Yes' or 'No'.
"Yes"
I heard 'yes'. Is that correct?
"Yes"
Please tell me your departure location.
"London"
I heard Chicago. Is this correct?
"No"
Please tell me your departure location.
"London"
I heard Chicago. Is this correct?
"No"
Sorry, I can't understand you. Would you like to speak to a representative?
"Yes"
I heard 'yes'. Is that correct?
"Yes"
Sorry, there is no representative available. Would you like to try again?
"No"
I heard 'yes'. Is that correct?
"No"
Sorry, I can't understand you. Would you like to try again?
"I WANT TO SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE!!!!"
Sorry, I can't understand you. Would you like to try again?

GAH.