Friday, October 07, 2005

A stern talking-to

After my sixth trip to the bathroom this morning, I decided I had to take some decisive action to remedy the situation.

"Fran, can you please tell my bladder to stop peeing so much?" I asked Fran plaintively.

So she gave my bladder a stern talking-to.

Everybody, but everybody, listens to Fran. I hope Bladder McPipe steps into line soon.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There is something slightly disturbing about this.
You should love your bladder -- Embrace it.
Caveboy.