When I was young, I remember reading a book on the unsolved mysteries of the world. It explained UFOs and extra-sensory perception and the Bermuda Triangle and the Lochness Monster.
It did not explain how laundry always comes out of the dryer with orphaned socks.
Dammit. I feel inadequately equipped or educated to deal with real life.
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That is SO true! I think washing machines have a little sock black hole, that sucks one of a pair (never both, just one) into it!
one of life's biggest mysteries!
i'm sure it didn't explain why toast always lands butter side down when knocked off a table or why cats always land on their feet when thrown from the same table.
Dammit now I feel like nothing in life has been explained to me.
~FMP
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